By: Hogie309
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Pvt. York was working on Tank Mechanic's wound, when all of a sudden, Mark stopped moving !! York yells to Sgt. Howard, " I need electricity to get Tank Mechanic moving again !, do you have anything that'll produce an electrical current ?!". Sgt. Howard dug around in the bottom of the M-5, and produced two large party balloons ! He gives the balloons to Pvt. York and Pvt. York rubs the two balloons together, thus creating enough static electricity to start Tank Mechanic moving again.
Just then, two of Oddbod's Civil War soldiers hear all of the commotion up where I live and Marwencol is (as a matter of fact, I can see Marwencol from Bert's house when I'm visiting him, and his family). Two of Oddbod's Civil War men came charging up 'Marwencol Hill', one of them a Union sharpshooter, and the other a Union Cavalry soldier. Before the Cavalry guy charged, he asked the other guy, "How good are you with that thing ?", and the other guy replied, " If I aim about a foot and a half above his head, I should hit center mass :)". "Good", the Cavalry guy says, and then he charges. . . The SS Officer says to the Sniper, " I hate the stupid American Civil War, with it's stupid looking hats and uniforms, and ancient weapons. . . just then, a .50 ball of lead hit the SS Officer like a wrecking ball, a after the impact picked him off of his feet and sent him tumbling backwards, into a very uncomfortable position, the Nazi Sniper took off on his motorcycle. . . to be continued :) Respectfully Yours sir, Cpt. Hogancamp |
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