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Dear Lt. General sir,
One day, while the house warming party was still going on, a Female Russian Private waltzed into town, carrying the Russian Colors. Comrade Sgt. Storm saw this from the Film Studio window (as he was blasting-down some 161 proof Vodka), and bolted from the party, didn't climb down the ladder, but jumped, fell, got up, and bolted out the front doors and up Broadway, towards the cute Russian girl with the flag. You see sir, the Czar of Russia heard of Storm's involvement in freeing his daughter, Princess Anna, from the clutches of the Nazis. I think his Majesty, the King of England, has asked for a volunteer to bring the British flag to the two Officers who also helped in the raid, to save Princess Anna. I believe a fellow from the Highland Division, or the "Black Watch", and he's a Major, of the Educational Corps, volunteered to bring the colors to Marwencol, Belgium, as he exclaimed,"for Duty, and Humanity"... Respectfully Yours sir, Cpt. M. E. Hogancamp, 9th Arm. Div. |
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