GL sir,
Even though you're here in Marwencol sir, I still write to you at your Headquarters, so your secretary may file this report for you. It seems sir, that the Beautiful Ladies of Marwencol decided to throw all of us G.I.s a New Year's Eve party, with Wendy and Colleen (the W-E-N and C-O-L of Marwencol) wrestling in cooking oil, in a big oil tub that was in the middle of their Catfight Club, to thank all of us for protecting them. Wow, and what a wrestling match me and my tank crew heard that it was :) 'Ol Buckshot and us, were standing guard over Marwencol; we didn't want no stinkin' Nazis ruining our little get together. Okimbored stood watch that afternoon, and some old guy (who we later found out is a King), who was looking for his daughter, the Princess.... Respectfully Yours sir, Cpt. Hogancamp |
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