THE WACKY REPORTER
By: 11B1SG


As we know, during Operation Iraqi Freedom the Pentagon embedded news reporters with combat units to cover the war in an all new way. This is the story of one of those reporters sent to cover the war with the 3rd Infantry division on their drive to Baghdad. This is Maevin Finklestine field reporter for the weekly World News tabloid.Marvin is so obsessed with aliens that his editor gave him this assigment in hopes that he wouldn't come back. Pretty harsh, given his boss is also his Brother. Let's check in on our fearless reporter as he interviews the soldiers of the "Rock Of The Marne"





"Soldier Have you seen much action today? How about aliens? Have you battled any invaders from space? We see a lot of that down at the paper."




"No sir, just a few scattered Iraqi units. We're moving pretty fast and dealing with them as we hit them. Morale is pretty high and we're doing great."
"Thanks soldier, good luck!"




"What about you, have you seen any alien hords since you entered Iraq? I have a feeling we're getting close"
"Sir, I'm the spotter for this team and we've only seen Iraqi troops, no aliens."




"How about you, do you have the alien leader in your sights?"
"I'm kind busy here sir.....hold it Willy.......ON THE WAY!"
"Thanks guys, I've got to find the alien mother ship. Be safe and keep your heads down!"




"Man what's up with that guy?"
"Can't say man but he's got it bad with that alien gig."
"Let's go Willy, lots of bad guys down the road to deal with."
"You got it. Who knows might even zap a space man!"
"Not you too Willy!



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